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Friday the 13th (NES) – Review – The Day-Night Cycle That Ruined My Childhood

Is Friday the 13th on the NES a misunderstood cult oddity or an over‑hyped shovel‑ware scare machine wearing an LJN logo like a scarlet letter? Trick question: it’s both, plus a third thing nobody warned us about, the moment Jason Voorhees swaggers on‑screen in a lavender tracksuit and teal hockey mask (he looks less like an unstoppable slasher and more […]

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Flying Warriors (NES) – Review -Masks, Mandara, and the Mark of Pain

Is Culture Brain’s Flying Warriors the holy grail of martial-arts curios or a dusty footnote squeezed between Ninja Gaiden II and that unloved copy of Karate Champ your cousin pawned off on you? (Rhetorical, naturally the answer is “yes” to both, plus an extra scoop of what-the-heck.) From afar it masquerades as a stock 8-bit brawler: punch, kick, platform, repeat. Then it

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Jackal (NES) – Review – NES Hard, No Passwords, No Mercy

How often does an 8-bit run-and-gun let you Tokyo-drift a jeep, scoop up POWs like bonus coins, and upgrade your grenade launcher into a screen-shredding missile hurricane, all while a Sousa-meets-Saturday-morning anthem blares out of the triangle channel? (Rhetorical, of course: the answer is exactly once.) Jackal, Konami’s 1988 NES conversion of its 1986 arcade cabinet, sits in that odd

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Contra (NES) – Review – The NES Cartridge That Still Spikes Your Heart Rate

Some videogames merely entertain; Contra for the Nintendo Entertainment System kicks you out of a dropship, stuffs your nostrils with 8-bit cordite, and then dares you to whisper the word casual with a straight face. Classic or overrated relic? (Yes. Also no. Let’s not pretend nuance exists when Spread Gun particles start flying.) It’s absurd and indispensable in the

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