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What happens when a Spanish studio condenses every WWII action‑film cliché, U‑boat sabotage, POW breakouts, cigar‑chomping berets, into a single isometric playground, then dares you to finish the whole affair without tripping a single alarm? (Spoiler: it involves more quick‑loads than coffee breaks and at least one keyboard hurled in righteous indignation.) Commandos 2: Men of Courage is at once […]

Is it possible for a first‑person shooter to feel simultaneously like Isaac Newton’s fever dream, a Volkswagen commercial set on the moons of Saturn, and the most elaborate game of capture‑the‑flag ever smuggled onto a LAN‑party hard drive? (Answer: obviously, otherwise I’m wasting a healthy chunk of carpal‑tunnel mileage.) Tribes 2 is that contradictory chimera. Released

Is there a stranger cultural chimera than a 1997 PC game that straps bazookas to muscle cars, swaddles every firefight in wah‑wah guitar, and manages, against all odds, to turn disco facial hair into a unifying game‑design motif? (Answer: doubtful, unless you count Daikatana’s ad campaign, and even that lacked the righteous sideburn.) Interstate ’76 is both bizarro and classical: bizarro

Is there anything more deliciously contradictory than a game that lets you micromanage fairway curvature while an 8‑bit kiosk hawks hot dogs with the sonic subtlety of a whoopee‑cushion symphony? (Spoiler: nope.) Sid Meier’s SimGolf might look as stiff as a plaid‑vested club pro on a rainy Tuesday, but behind those chunky sprites lurks a management sim equal parts