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I have been propping up living room couches and pretending to be an impartial judge of pixelated chaos since I was a kid who thought a bag of quarters was a family emergency. So when someone hands me the category “Best 2-Player Sega Genesis (Mega Drive) Games – Local Multiplayer Picks,” I feel an odd, […]

I’ll be honest: making a ranked list of the best RPGs on the Sega Genesis (Mega Drive if you prefer the continental flair) feels a little like arguing the merits of black-and-white TV as a legitimate cinematic medium—passionate, slightly niche, and bound to annoy someone who prefers orchestral leitmotifs and ten-hour cutscenes. Is this category

Picture 1994’s fluorescent bedroom glow: a Super Nintendo power LED staring like a miniature umpire, a stack of baseball carts beside it, and your kid-brain assuming the players inside could hear every snack-crumbed swear you launched at the screen. I thought Bobson Dugnutt pinch-hit everywhere, but twenty-plus years and half a gigabyte of manuals later

The jagged scar on my right elbow, Elbow Jones, if we’re on nickname terms, predicts belt-scroll weather better than any barometer. Whenever a cartridge cue loads up that crunchy “WHUD” sample, the bone hums like a tuning fork struck by Guy’s spinning back-fist. Tonight it is vibrating so hard the coffee on my desk forms

“Swipe it, don’t stare at it,” my friend used to tell me whenever I pulled the rat-eaten Blockbuster™ membership card from my pocket. He meant the mag-strip, of course, but I swear the thing actually vibrates when it gets near a Super Nintendo. I have named the card Cardboardus. Cardboardus is our absurd talisman today, humming in recognition whenever