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SNES, Reviews

Wonder Project J (SNES) – Nurturing Empathy in a 16-Bit Pinocchio

We already know the SNES is stuffed to the brim with heroic quests and sprawling RPG sagas, but then there’s Wonder Project J, Enix’s audacious venture into robotic child-rearing that somehow slipped through Western localization nets (no “please import me” stickers included). Is it a bizarre oddity, a quietly brilliant classic, or just another overpriced […]

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X-Zone (SNES) – Beeps, Blasts, and the Shoulder-Mounted Bazooka Nintendo Forgot to Reload

There is a particular electronic chime, beep-beep-BEEP, LOCK, hat still ricochets around the ossified folds of my gamer brain. If you ever wrestled a Super Scope onto your shoulder in 1992, you know the sound: the moment X-Zone’s crosshair snaps crimson, grants missile authorization, and dares you to turn another on-screen war machine into confetti.

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Yoshi’s Cookie (SNES) – Conveyor-Belt Carnage, Industrial Baking, and the Snack-Sized Puzzle That Refused to Crumble

Picture Mario in a sanitary hairnet, Yoshi gulping pastries like a green Kirby at a bake-off, and an assembly line of checkerboards, donuts, and heart-shaped biscuits sliding toward oblivion while Sousa-inspired snares rattle your speakers. Sound like a hallucination brought on by too many midnight Chips Ahoy? Welcome to Yoshi’s Cookie, the Super Nintendo puzzler

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