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Gateway 2: Homeworld (PC) – Review – The Last Great Text Warp

Is Gateway 2: Homeworld the brilliant sci-fi banquet everyone forgot to RSVP to, or the crusty Tupperware lingering in interactive fiction’s communal fridge (complete with a passive-aggressive sticky note: “DO NOT microwave, Heechee radiation hazard!”)? Does it deserve an honored seat at the high table of early-’90 s adventure design, or is it wobbling atop an IKEA footstool […]

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PC, Reviews

Strike Commander (PC) – Review – A Supersonic, Silicon-Melting Love Letter to Mercenary Fantasy

Is Strike Commander a bizarre one-off or a straight-laced classic? (Trick question: it’s somehow both, wearing a leather flight jacket over a three-piece business suit.) Is it chronically underrated or secretly overrated?, Yes, in alternate frames of the same animation. And is it essential or eminently skippable in an era when your Steam library bulges

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SNES, Reviews

Mega Man X (SNES) – The Dash That Changed Platformers Forever

Is Mega Man X a solemn handshake with platformer tradition or a neon-glazed pop-punk rebellion that snatched its ancestor’s blue helmet and spray-painted an “X” across the visor? (Rhetorical, obviously; you can smell the hair gel from here.) When Capcom’s 16-bit debut blasted onto the Super Nintendo in January 1994, it upended expectations the way a maverick

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PC, Reviews

Return to Zork (PC) – Review – Want Some Rye? Revisiting the Most Bizarre ’90s Adventure Game

Is Return to Zork a bizarre detour or a textbook classic? (Trick question: it’s a pork barrel full of both, equal parts vintage Infocom whimsy and early-’90s multimedia hubris, like strapping a jet engine to a typewriter just to ask, “Paper jam?”) Underrated or overrated?, Yes, simultaneously, depending on whether your first encounter came via a free AOL demo

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NES, Reviews

Friday the 13th (NES) – Review – The Day-Night Cycle That Ruined My Childhood

Is Friday the 13th on the NES a misunderstood cult oddity or an over‑hyped shovel‑ware scare machine wearing an LJN logo like a scarlet letter? Trick question: it’s both, plus a third thing nobody warned us about, the moment Jason Voorhees swaggers on‑screen in a lavender tracksuit and teal hockey mask (he looks less like an unstoppable slasher and more

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