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SNES, Reviews

World League Soccer (SNES) – The 16-Bit Football Sim You Never Rented

Every retro library hides at least one sports title that feels like it arrived from a parallel universe, recognisably “football,” yet wired together with quirks no FIFA or Pro Evo committee would dare ship. On the Super Nintendo that honour belongs to World League Soccer, a cartridge Mindscape released in North America in April 1992 (Japan had […]

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SNES, Reviews

Pit-Fighter (SNES) – Review – When Digitized Muscles Meet 20 FPS Chaos

Some games age like wine, a few age like milk, and then there’s Pit-Fighter on the Super Nintendo, a bruiser that ages like a forgotten gym sock: questionable aroma, oddly nostalgic if you were there, and somehow still useful when you need a quick laugh. Is it a misunderstood relic or an archetype of “so-bad-it’s-good” brawling? Both, but only

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SNES, Reviews

WWF Royal Rumble (SNES) – Review – Ref Down, Chaos Up: Pure No-DQ Madness

The 16-bit wrestling boom was a lawless carnival of Lycra and latent glitchery. In June 1993, LJN’s WWF Royal Rumble somersaulted onto the Super Nintendo promising 16 megabits, twelve superstars, and the first console Battle Royal that could crowd six beefcakes on screen without turning the framerate into confetti. Classic or clunker? Depends on whether you grade

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Nintendo 64, Reviews

Cruis’n USA (N64) – Review – No Cows Were Harmed in the Making of This Port

What happens when a neon-drenched arcade road trip is detuned for family-room consumption? (Spoiler: fewer cows explode and more fog rolls in.) Cruis’n USA on Nintendo 64 is either a lovable launch-window workhorse or a grainy slipstream disaster, depending on whether you still smell nacho-cheese carpeting when you close your eyes. Over-hyped? Ask anyone who bought

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