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Wolfenstein 3D (SNES ) – Review – Censored Corridors, Chaingun Chaos

Is the Super Nintendo version of Wolfenstein 3D a sanitized fever dream, like discovering your favorite slasher film has been re‑cut for Saturday‑morning TV, or a bona‑fide classic that taught console kids to love corridors? Trick question: it’s both, plus the weird cousin who shows up uninvited, hands you a chaingun, and then squeaks something about “giant albino rats.” Underrated? I […]

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PC, Reviews

Allan Border’s Cricket (PC) – Review – Square Cuts and Square Pixels

Is Allan Border’s Cricket a proud, straight-bat classic or the weird uncle who gate-crashes every retro-sports reunion? Does it deserve a place in the Hall of Fame next to Sensible Soccer and NBA Jam, or should it be sent back to the pavilion before it’s even padded up? (Answer: both, and I’ll explain once I stop laughing at the menu

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PC, Reviews

Alien Breed (PC) – Review – Bug-Splattered Nostalgia on a Floppy Disk

Is Alien Breed on MS-DOS a bizarre curio or a straight-laced classic? Is it criminally underrated or mercifully forgotten? Is it foundational space-marine scripture or the footnote you skim past while sprinting toward DOOM? (Rhetorical triple-shot, my ammo counter’s already blinking red.) The short answer: yes, no, and sort of, but let me unpack that

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SNES, Reviews

Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES) – Review – Mutant Healing vs. 16-Bit Pain

Is Wolverine – Adamantium Rage the 16-bit era’s adamantium-tipped secret weapon, or is it the videogame equivalent of slicing open a can of spam with Logan’s claws only to find somebody already ate the good bits? (Rhetorical question, obviously I finished the can anyway.) The 1994 Super NES cart lands somewhere between cult curio and full-on fever

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PC, Reviews

Veil of Darkness (PC) – Where the Butcher Howls at Midnight

Is Veil of Darkness baffling pulp or straight-laced classic? Spoiler: it dresses in both outfits, velvet cloak draped over surplus flight jacket, and waltzes into your DOSBox installation with a grin that says, “Yes, I know my UI looks like a Victorian curio shop, fight me.” Under-rated or over-rated? Absolutely, in the same way garlic can be both a super-food

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