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Alien Breed (PC) – Review – Bug-Splattered Nostalgia on a Floppy Disk

Is Alien Breed on MS-DOS a bizarre curio or a straight-laced classic? Is it criminally underrated or mercifully forgotten? Is it foundational space-marine scripture or the footnote you skim past while sprinting toward DOOM? (Rhetorical triple-shot, my ammo counter’s already blinking red.) The short answer: yes, no, and sort of, but let me unpack that […]

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Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES) – Review – Mutant Healing vs. 16-Bit Pain

Is Wolverine – Adamantium Rage the 16-bit era’s adamantium-tipped secret weapon, or is it the videogame equivalent of slicing open a can of spam with Logan’s claws only to find somebody already ate the good bits? (Rhetorical question, obviously I finished the can anyway.) The 1994 Super NES cart lands somewhere between cult curio and full-on fever

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Veil of Darkness (PC) – Where the Butcher Howls at Midnight

Is Veil of Darkness baffling pulp or straight-laced classic? Spoiler: it dresses in both outfits, velvet cloak draped over surplus flight jacket, and waltzes into your DOSBox installation with a grin that says, “Yes, I know my UI looks like a Victorian curio shop, fight me.” Under-rated or over-rated? Absolutely, in the same way garlic can be both a super-food

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EcoQuest 2: Lost Secret of the Rainforest (PC, 1993) – Review – The Quest That Runs on Eco-Points

Is EcoQuest 2: Lost Secret of the Rainforest the righteous, compost-fueled sequel the early-’90s deserved, or just a well-meaning PSA wearing a floppy-disk mask? Rhetorical question, answer incoming anyway: both. Sierra’s 1993 follow-up to Search for Cetus is simultaneously a wide-eyed children’s field trip and a surprisingly sharp adventure-game knife, slicing deforestation villains with kindergarten-safe quips (and then reminding you

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SNES, Reviews

Wordtris (SNES) – Review – The Puzzle Cartridge That Makes Tetris Look Easy

Picture Tetris raiding a public library after hours, stuffing its pockets with vowels, and sprinting toward the nearest Super Nintendo. That, in a nutshell, is Wordtris: falling-block fundamentals fused to a spelling bee that never remembered to take its Ritalin. Bizarre or classic? Both, classic in its well-shaped DNA, bizarre in the way it forces you to pray for

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