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Ambush at Sorinor (PC) – Review – Real-Time Reckoning in 640×350

Is Ambush at Sorinor an unsung milestone of asymmetric warfare or simply the oddest poultry-powered fantasy skirmisher ever to hobble off a 3.5-inch floppy? (Both, obviously, why else would I still be quoting its manual in 2025?) Released in 1993 by Mindcraft, the game lets six squabbling clans, ninety-plus unit types and an unsettling number of “war chickens” […]

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SNES, Reviews

Wizardry V: Heart of the Maelstrom (SNES) – Review – One Save Slot, Infinite Regrets

Is Wizardry V: Heart of the Maelstrom the charmingly eccentric uncle who shows up at your retro-gaming reunion quoting obsolete BASIC commands, or the cranky grand-dad who insists the party can’t start until someone produces graph paper and a fresh mechanical pencil? (Rhetorical question, obviously it’s both, and yes, I’m about to over-answer.) Slip the cartridge into

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PC, Reviews

Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist (PC) – Review – When the Wild West Met the Drugstore Aisle

Is Freddy Pharkas: Frontier Pharmacist the secret handshake of vintage adventure nerds… or just a dusty punchline best left on the bargain-bin shelf between Full Throttle (in its 12-diskette beta incarnation) and that Windows 3.1 golf sim your uncle swore was “just like Pebble Beach”? Short answer: yes. Longer, louder answer: Freddy is both a gloriously bizarro fever dream and a

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SNES, Reviews

Wolfenstein 3D (SNES ) – Review – Censored Corridors, Chaingun Chaos

Is the Super Nintendo version of Wolfenstein 3D a sanitized fever dream, like discovering your favorite slasher film has been re‑cut for Saturday‑morning TV, or a bona‑fide classic that taught console kids to love corridors? Trick question: it’s both, plus the weird cousin who shows up uninvited, hands you a chaingun, and then squeaks something about “giant albino rats.” Underrated? I

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PC, Reviews

Allan Border’s Cricket (PC) – Review – Square Cuts and Square Pixels

Is Allan Border’s Cricket a proud, straight-bat classic or the weird uncle who gate-crashes every retro-sports reunion? Does it deserve a place in the Hall of Fame next to Sensible Soccer and NBA Jam, or should it be sent back to the pavilion before it’s even padded up? (Answer: both, and I’ll explain once I stop laughing at the menu

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