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Sleepwalker (PC) – Review – The Ultimate Canine Babysitter

Question: what do you get when you cross a charity telethon, a sentimental cartoon mutt, and an early-’90s DOS platformer engine that animates at the frame-rate of a caffeinated flip-book? Self-answer: Sleepwalker, the 1993 IBM-compatible conversion of CTA Developments’ Amiga sleeper (pun mandatory) published by Ocean Software in aid of Comic Relief. It’s the sort of […]

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SimFarm (PC) – Review – The Maxis Toy that Turned Harvest Data into High Drama

Fire up DOSBox, lower your expectations for glamour, and prepare for the only ‘90s computer game that could make a middle-schooler scream “hail insurance!” louder than “headshot.” SimFarm isn’t merely a quirky cousin to SimCity; it’s a pocket-sized agronomy degree disguised as a pixel playground, a title where a gorgeous barley harvest can be followed—without warning—by a tornado

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Jurassic Park (PC) – Review – Egg-Hauling, Sneaker-Squeaking Survival in a Floppy-Disk Theme Park

Some licensed games barge in like a rampaging T-rex; others skitter around your ankles like hungry Compsognathus. Ocean Software’s Jurassic Park for MS-DOS somehow does both, depending on whether you’re wrestling the 3-D raptor corridors or trudging across jungle screens stuffed with pixel ferns. Is it bizarre or classical? (Yes. It’s a shape-shifter.) Underrated or overrated? (Depends

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The Lost Vikings (PC) – Review – Norse Comedy Meets Brain Gym

Every retro library hides at least one box that looks harmless, until you boot it and realize you’ve voluntarily signed up for a three-hour physics exam proctored by cartoon Norsemen. That, in a cracked nutshell, is The Lost Vikings on MS-DOS: a puzzle-platformer so simultaneously sensible and surreal that I still can’t decide whether it’s the spiritual ancestor

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Simon the Sorcerer (PC) – Review – Pixel Fantasy, Full-Voice Irony

Every medium-sized generation gets its rite-of-passage fantasy kid. The ’80s crowned Atreyu on a luck-dragon, the 2000s produced Harry under a staircase, and wedged neatly between them lurks a ginger teenager in a robe two sizes too big whose most devastating spell is weaponised sarcasm. That, fellow retro spelunkers, is Simon, reluctant hero of Adventure

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